Zeit des Liftens

[MattDemon]

ab wann wird das eigentlich problematisch?

3,4 Liter exen soll die magische Grenze sein

[LeifEriksson]

Danke

[Mett]

würde gerne eine studie dazu sehen.

[MattDemon]

würde gerne eine studie dazu sehen.

sorry für OT

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Research Study: The Magical Threshold of Water Consumption
Abstract
In this groundbreaking study, we explore the mystical realm of water consumption and its potential life-altering effects. Our research reveals that 3.4 liters of water exed (yes, that’s a verb now) is the magical threshold beyond which peril awaits. Brace yourselves for the riveting findings!

Introduction
Water, the elixir of life, has long fascinated scientists, mermaids, and overly hydrated individuals alike. But what happens when we venture into the forbidden territory of excessive water consumption? Buckle up, because we’re about to dive into uncharted waters (pun intended).

Methodology
We assembled a team of highly caffeinated researchers armed with oversized water bottles and a thirst for knowledge. Participants were subjected to a rigorous hydration regimen involving 3.4 liters of water within a span of three hours. Their reactions were closely monitored, and we occasionally shouted, “Hydrate or die-drate!” for dramatic effect.

Results
The Gurgling Symphony: At precisely 3.4 liters, participants reported a harmonious gurgling symphony emanating from their bellies. It sounded like a cross between a babbling brook and a malfunctioning washing machine.
The Quench Quotient: Beyond the magical threshold, quenching one’s thirst became an existential crisis. Participants stared into their water bottles, pondering the meaning of life, while their bladders screamed, “Abort mission!”
The Electrolyte Tango: Our electrolytes did the cha-cha. Sodium and potassium twirled, dipped, and occasionally tangoed. It was like a hydration-themed dance party in our bodies.
The H2O High: Participants experienced a water-induced euphoria. Colors seemed brighter, and they briefly believed they could levitate. Alas, gravity remained undefeated.
Discussion
Our findings suggest that 3.4 liters of water exen is the tipping point between enlightenment and impending doom. Beyond this threshold, the following risks emerge:

Hydrocephalus: Your brain might inflate like a water balloon. Einstein would be proud.
Aqua Overload: Your cells will stage a protest, demanding a better work-life balance. They’ll unionize and demand shorter hydration shifts.
Drowning on Dry Land: You’ll feel like you’re drowning in a desert. It’s the ultimate irony.
Conclusion
In conclusion, dear readers, moderation is key. Sip your water sensibly, and remember that life’s mysteries lie beyond the 3.4-liter mark. As the ancient hydration proverb goes, “Too much water may quench your thirst, but it won’t save you from awkward bathroom encounters.”

Stay hydrated, stay magical, and may your bladder forever be in equilibrium.

[Mett]

quelle: vertrau mir bruder

[Tinker]

tfw 1,5l Wasser geext
ab wann wird das eigentlich problematisch?

mach mal 3 ltr milch auf ex und ein video davon pls.

[LeifEriksson]

tfw erstmal genug vom kotzen

[Mett]

[LeifEriksson]

tfw 12

[Arjen]

tfw 12

Tfw Punkt 12 2 Döner ausgehändigt bekommen..
Tfw antikatabole Wirkung durch Studien belegt

[MattDemon]

TFW Keinohrhasen DVD

[BlackStarZ]

tfw 1,5l Wasser geext
ab wann wird das eigentlich problematisch?

mach mal 3 ltr milch auf ex und ein video davon pls.

Wo Atze

[Brick]

Tfw helfen sie

[Brick]

tfw 1,5l Wasser geext
ab wann wird das eigentlich problematisch?

Schon zu viel.

Man darf den geladenen Alk nicht so stark verdünnen

[Netzokhul]

tfw 12

Tfw Punkt 12 2 Döner ausgehändigt bekommen..
Tfw antikatabole Wirkung durch Studien belegt

@Eric gefällt das.